Thursday, October 29, 2015

'Squib's Rival'. By Adesina Ogunlana

As Editor of the Squib, I have had serial “affairs” with Chief Judges of Lagos State and no one relationship is like the others.

My first love is, you must have guessed wrongly, if you had Hon. Justice Ibitola Sotuminu (2001-2004) in mind. The first dalliance was actually with Hon. Justice Christopher Segun in the twilight of whose regime in March 2001, the Squib was born.

Segun C.J and the Squib hardly knew themselves, before the infamously temperamental judge bowed out of service in May 2001.

Then Sotuminu C.J came on board. Her ladyship was one judicial dame whose regime had the most torrid sessions with the Squib. A most tempestuous affair, it was, heady, awesome, full of sound and fury, signifying something.

The Sotuminu administration saw the audacious irreverent combative, whistle blowing Squib as more or less a terrorist paper and tackled it head on as if it were levying a counter-insurgency war. It became virtually treasonable for members of the judiciary, including judges to be seen in public with copies of the Squib. No less than five times were Squib vendors, arrested and detained by the police at the behest of the Sotuminu administration. And the editor himself was dragged before the Legal Practitioners Disciplinary Committee.

Mrs. Toyin Taiwo, now Honourable Justice Toyin Taiwo was the Chief Registrar then, saddled with the unpleasant and difficult task of dismantling the unrelenting Squib, which became even more ferocious and vociferous in his attacks and expose!

When Sotuminu C.J quit the beat by way of retirement the new Squib 'lover' turned to be Hon. Justice Fatai Adeyinka. Adeyinka was an indifferent lover. His short tenure of about six months saw a deliberate policy of avoiding the Squib, despite some damaging reports against the Chief Judge.

In the same 2004, a new helmsman Augustine Adetula Alabi, more popularly known as Ade Alabi mounted the saddle. The first half of the regime was relatively peaceful and quiet in his affair with the Squib, which did not lost its bite. The second half was a different story all together.

The intention of the administration at that point was to send the Squib publisher out of the legal profession via his prosecution and conviction for allegedly defaming Lagos State High Court judges before the Disciplinary committee of the Body of Benchers. It was a difficult and tense period which tested and deepened the resilience of the Squib Editor. Fortunately, a most formidable and sagacious legal representation was always ready for the Squib, courtesy Daddy 3, late Chief G.O.K Ajayi SAN.

After Alabi, came Akande C. J. Akande was our first and only true love so far of all the Chief Judges. This Chief Judge, most unusually saw and took the magazine as a friend of her administration and a much needed member of the family and not an outlaw or outcast.

When Akande departed in 2012, after a three year stint, it was the turn of Ayo Philips C.J. Never a friend of the Squib but managed to tolerate the “irritant” fairly well enough until she too bowed out in 2014.

The departure of Philips C.J in 2014 saw her blood and judicial sister Atilade J emerging her successor. Thus Atilade C.J. is Squib’s latest beaux.

From all indications, Squib’s latest love wants a calm and peaceful affair and not the stormy, fiery, feisty type that the veteran matador has become used to.

Thus it was that some few weeks the new chief invited the Squib at a public occasion to celebrate with her the arrival of what her ladyship called “Squib’s Rival”, the magazine of the Lagos State Judiciary.

Squib’s rival? Really? I am waiting

'Unionism and Legality in an ideal society or The Lecture that never was'. By Adesina Ogunlana

'Lawyers and the coming Change'. By Adesina Ogunlana

'Anomalia Anomalita'. By Adesina Ogunlana

'March 4 Victory'. By Adesina Ogunlana

March has become  a very important month in my life, particularly so since 2010.

Incidentally, I was not born in March. I did not give birth in March  and hope not to die in March. Furthermore I did not start schooling in March nor end any of my schooling in March. Even when a Vice-Chancellor now of blessed memory decided to kick me and thirty-three others from the best University for Law then, (Lagos State University), the expulsion did not take place in March, likewise the inevitable recall.

However some very important events in my life have happened in March. For example, the Squib debuted fourteen years ago in March (March 2001). I was called to the Bar in March (1996). Pitiably, it is also in March that I lost two of the three most important men in my life.

As you might have been aware, I have the exceptional good fortune of belonging to three fathers. I am the case of one son, three fathers! Unlike most other people.

I have a father in fact called Daniel Oyewole Ogunlana.
I had a father-in-law called Dr. Joseph Eyitayo Adetoro.

I had a father-in-the law called Chief G.O.K. Ajayi S.A.N, the Oodole of Ile-Ife.

You must have noticed that I write of Dr. Adetoro and Chief Ajayi in the past (tense). This is so because the two giants have left for the great beyond.

Dr. J.E. Adetoro, former Federal Commissioner under General Yakubu Gowon from 1967 – 1975 died on March 22, 2010. Chief G.O.K. Ajayi S.A.N went the way of all mortals on March 28, 2014. I miss both of them greatly.

G.O. K. Ajayi’s destiny even in death seems still linked wih Nigeria and her democracy. Chief’s birthday falls on May 29, but it is that not Nigeria’s democracy day? And when is Nigeria going to the polls this very year? March 28!

So Chief Ajayi’s one year remembrance falls on Election day!

My consolation is that come March 29, 2015 by the special grace of God, there’s going to be a very important change of name in the country.

This is what I mean – Goodluck Jonathan will become Goodbye Jonathan!

Monday, February 23, 2015

English Law and the African Temperament By Adesina Ogunlana

The philosophy(es) behind many concepts of law and legality of the British are quite noble. It appears there is a special commitment to uphold and promote regularity. predictability and certainty in the swing of the law.

In addition, British legal concepts tend to hold “due process” in the highest esteem. Now obeying the rules and following the dictates of due process becomes especially difficult where you have no skin for patience and meticulousness.

Perhaps for you to understand the point better, I illustrate. You have before you a wrapped up loaf of bread. How do you get at your bread? Do you carefully unknot or untie the wrap, slowly sorting out the twists and ties, taking care that the wrap does not tear and reap your reward or do you rip the wrap apart and tug forcefully at the binds to have the loaf?

Your choice boils down to the type of person you are. If you are of the take-it-easy cast, you go for option one. But if you are the “hurry-hurry” type you employ the yank and tear method!

However the second option often leads to mess and waste as the impatience driven haste creates unnecessary “mayhem” along the way to getting the bread as the binds are torn, the wrapper raped and loaf unduly exposed.

Due process, fair hearing, legal notice etc., are all indicators, regulators and stipulates of Orderliness. In SOCIETY, you not only attain orderliness but maintain it as well by Due Process and Respect for Constituted Authority. In the JUNGLE on the other hand, orderliness is an anathema and is as such not practiced. Everything is about power and might, little wonder life out there is short, nasty and brutish.

I am sorry to say this, but it appears to me that in 2015, close to 150 years after the first Nigerian became a legal practitioner of the British legal system, most Nigerians, including lawyers lack the mind set fit for existence in the city of Due Process. You doubt me? Then read this tale.

An association of lawyers in a great city of the South West had the good fortune of a donation of well equipped law chambers made to it by a senior lawyer some years ago. The arrangement was that the chambers would be occupied free of charge by new wigs and other young lawyers, who would move out when they become full fledged seniors.

Unfortunately, when it was time for former fledglings (now mature) to leave the perch, they decided to stay put. Entreaties, admonitions failed to move the recalcitrant lawyers, much to the angst of their colleagues.

The only option available to the association of legal minds against their selfish and irresponsible members was EVICTION.

The question now is which manner should the eviction be? Should it be a recourse to court of law or a recourse to the arena of self help?

To my deep sadness and embarrassment, the branch chose the Arena of self help and proudly announced their choice. Now if lawyers prefer the route of self help, what will non lawyers do?

If you care to know, I was privileged to attend the Annual General meeting of the NBA Ibadan Branch in January 2015.


Thank you so much for your kind attention.

Alegeh's Sweet 'Neck' By Adesina Ogunlana

Synagogueism By Adesina Ogunlana

Weep not for Wali By Adesina Ogunlana

The Ten Laws and Characteristics of Death By Adesina Ogunlana

(FOR BAMIDELE ATURU 1965-2014)

1. Death is a noun but oft looks likes a verb

 

2. Death’s only meal is life

 

3. With death all life is edible

 

4. Death never gives life, it takes

 

5. Death is life’s constant companion but never her friend

 

6. Death has an inconstant price in the market of life

 

7. Death and life don’t mix

 

8. Death is always at work (mowing the lawn of life)

 

9. Death is life’s measuring rod.

 

10. Death takes life but has no life itself.

The Children of Boyura By Adesina Ogunlana