Monday, May 7, 2012

'Question and Answer' By Adesina Ogunlana


QUESTION AND ANSWER
 
QUESTION: WHY IS J.B. DAODU S.A.N, N.B.A PRESIDENT INSISTENT THAT THE 2012 ANNUAL CONFERENCE MUST HOLD IN KADUNA, THE HOT-BED OF THE (MASS) MURDEROUS BOKO-HARAM GROUP?

Please choose any one of the following possible answers and give reasons for your option.

(A) Because Daodu has a secret agreement to provide at least two thousand lawyers to the Boko Haram for random slaughter.

(B) Because Daodu himself is a member of the Boko Haram sect.

(c) Because Daodu knows that Nigerian Lawyers are no ordinary humans who can be killed injured or maimed by misguided terrorists.

(d) Because Daodu believes that it is wrong and cowardly for the N.B.A to change her conference venue because of Boko Haram which has never attacked or killed a single lawyer.

(e) Because J. B. Daodu knows that the Nigerian Army, Police Navy, Airforce, Immigration, Civil Defence etc are very capable of protecting all the 12,000 lawyers or so that would come for the conference from any terrorist attack.

(f) Because J. B. Daodu knows just like President Jonathan, that by July 2012, the BOKO HARAM MENACE would have been over.

(g) Because J. B. Daodu is just like our national leaders perpetually out of sync with the realities and wishes of their followers.


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